We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
