That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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