did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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