I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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