Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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