You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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