Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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