spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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