Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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