I'm eating all of the evidence.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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