Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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