I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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