I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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