I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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