I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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