Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
