Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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