Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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