Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There r osticjed everywhere
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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