How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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