I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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