Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Randomize
