READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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