ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize