I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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