would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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