Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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