All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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