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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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