when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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