Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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