Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sorry about my life...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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