If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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