so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
