so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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