i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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