that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
