Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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