Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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