i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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