i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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