Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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