have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
how drunk are you?
Several
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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