It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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