marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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