Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize