so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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