Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
not ubering you a puppy
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize