her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
