Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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