This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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