Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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