That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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