did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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