she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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