She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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