When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Found your dick twin last night
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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