just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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