Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So here I am, sexting at work.
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